return my video game
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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