It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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