Dual....:-)
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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