Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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