i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.