At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.