dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
i know! what is this dateline?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life