i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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