Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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