So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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