I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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