It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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