is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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