I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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