I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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