OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Vodka?
Forever.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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