There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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