And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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