I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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