I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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