why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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