try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
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You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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