mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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