and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
