she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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