I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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