Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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