WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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