# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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