im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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