38 yer olds are good kisserssss
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
There's always time for handjobs
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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