I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
