That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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