a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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