last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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