Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just gift wrapped bread.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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