I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
we made out on top of his cat.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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