Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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