I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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