How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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