please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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