The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
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i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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