You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
ugly people sure do ruin things
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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