return my video game
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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