Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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