What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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