So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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