In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
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its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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