Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
We need to get me chipped asap
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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