That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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