it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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