I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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