I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Do vagina's smell?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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