he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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