Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
God, I missed his penis.
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