if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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