careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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