Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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